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Name: Jason "Jesus" Sigala
Age: 18

Location: Massillon, OH
Favorite Part of Barb's website: "Lobster?" I know now more than I ever needed to know about the scuttly little bastards.
How You Met Barb: in the Ben Folds Five AIM room, if I remember right
Favorite Thing about Barb: None of my obscure pop culture references
are lost on her!

One Thing that annoys you about Barb: well... its just... I mean, she's
not abusive. No, no, nothing like that, its just... well, sometimes she
pushes.. y'know, me.... down the stairs. No, no its no big deal! Don't call the cops!  Oh man, Barb's coming, you better go, if she sees you here, she'll kill me.

Have you Met Barb, and if so, when and where: Not in person yet.
What is your best quality?: Mine? Well, sometimes I'm asleep, and, in
theory, not talking.

If I made you cookies, what kinda would you request? cookies with
cookie dough chunks in them

What channel is notoriously being watched on your tv? I put on Fuse
alot when I'm drawing. It's the least annoying of the music stations.

Think of Barb, what comes to your mind? Her twin, Leia.
Have you ever had Barb in a dream, if so, what was it? Yeah. She and
Leia had a cameo in the dream where I was at a TMBG concert and Linnell refused to do anything but play accordion, so it was my job to sing all his parts the whole show. Later on in the dream, at some sort of after party, I found the two girls and they showed me this moving diorama they'd made of the time Linnell refused to give me an autograph. Then Flansburgh grabbed me away, and I was supposed to go to a room with the band for some reason. then I woke up. I have crazy dreams.
Mountains or Ocean? Mountains. I'm not an ocean type of guy.
Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi, given the choice. I like Dr. Pepper best.
Italy or Paris? Paris. I need to visit the Louvre at least once before I get all old and bitter... more bitter.
Hawaii or Bahamas? ...Hawaii.
Do you like to watch Comedy Central? All the time.
Who do you miss the most? My grandpappy, the old goat. I'm sure he's
looking down on me now, criticizing my every move. Here's to the old man.

What makes you happiest? a good drawing, TMBG, coffee, the movies,
saying "punch you in the face", punching people in the face

Does Barb make you happy sometimes? Barb makes me happy all of the
times.
 
A few things about Jesus:
Dude.  This guy is funny.  I know  i "lol" alot, but christ.  Jesus has me going ALL the time.  He seems like a really cool dude to hang with.  He knows all about sifl and olly, that makes him rock pretty hard.  Oh and ps:  you guys probably know jesus as Mr. Gazpacho ;)